Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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