i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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