1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
We're too hungover to prance.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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