I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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