so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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