I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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