Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
