Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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