got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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