Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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