If i come over, it means nothing
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
