bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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