Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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