No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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