soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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