My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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