i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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