I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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