I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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