i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
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