He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Sext me about skeletons
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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