Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
time to smoke my breakfast
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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