Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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