big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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