Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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