I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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