the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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