you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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