At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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