belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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