Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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