That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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