I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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