Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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