just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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