You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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