just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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