i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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