She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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