just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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