Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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