I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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