Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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