Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Pooping to opera.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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