After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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