so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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