windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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