Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
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