Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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