Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Sext me about skeletons
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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