I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
